I KNOW IT'S THE SAME OL' STORY BUT...
Mind you, I write these little stories for humor not for pity. Let's try to remember that, shall we?
Last night, I was looking at online dating profiles and came across an interesting one. She lives in California and indicated she did not want to relocate. I decided I'd say hi and pay her a compliment. Here's how that went...
Plantation: Wow, incredible profile. Too bad you don't want to relo. New to JDate? You're in for a real treat. Be careful and be choosy. Best of luck....Todd.
Blondii: You are TOO OLD LOOKING are u really 39 u LOOK LIKE ATEAST 50,,, Contact me after YOUR KID GROWS UP,,,i DONT DATE MEN with CHIDREN,,, DROP him off at THE POUND
I guess she was being careful and choosy.
Last night, I was looking at online dating profiles and came across an interesting one. She lives in California and indicated she did not want to relocate. I decided I'd say hi and pay her a compliment. Here's how that went...
Plantation: Wow, incredible profile. Too bad you don't want to relo. New to JDate? You're in for a real treat. Be careful and be choosy. Best of luck....Todd.
Blondii: You are TOO OLD LOOKING are u really 39 u LOOK LIKE ATEAST 50,,, Contact me after YOUR KID GROWS UP,,,i DONT DATE MEN with CHIDREN,,, DROP him off at THE POUND
I guess she was being careful and choosy.
posted by Plantation at
9:51 AM
10 Comments:
She heard that men dig full caps.
By
Anonymous, at 10:47 AM, October 18, 2006
She seems like a real winner...
By
Anonymous, at 3:10 PM, October 18, 2006
"....DROP him off at THE POUND"
She seems so warm & fuzzy, what a sweetheart ;)
By
Caterina, at 3:45 PM, October 18, 2006
that must have felt as good as a kick in the balls...
By
Alfredito Rivera, at 7:55 PM, October 18, 2006
Using "u" instead of "you" should be an automatic disqualification, not just for dating, but also for voting, firearms ownership, and most aspects of animal husbandry. You probably got off easy.
Incidentally, I have no problem writing for pity. I envy your standards.
By
Bart, at 5:44 PM, October 19, 2006
WOW! she sounds like a real keeper ;) lol I feel nothing but pity for whom ever she ends up with...that is if she ends up with anyone period!!!
By
Anonymous, at 9:13 AM, October 21, 2006
that was just horrible and unnecessary. sorry hon. you were being friendly; she was being a stupid bitch.
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JuRiScHiCk, at 12:36 AM, October 22, 2006
Geez - I knew there were some odd ones on JDate but this one takes the cake. Just remember - not everyone on JDate is like her ;-) You are better off anyway.
By
orieyenta, at 2:02 PM, October 23, 2006
Sheesh! What a class act. I'd definitely stay in touch with her!
By
WendyCity Productions, at 12:15 AM, October 24, 2006
This was before the post about your bad luck? Just further proof of your bad luck theory, my friend. Two things to keep in mind...
1) You do NOT look 50.
2) Bart has a point.
Hope all is well!
Love
The Butterfly Temptress
By
Anonymous, at 10:44 AM, October 24, 2006
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