SCORPIO, PLEASE STEP FORWARD

Today’s horoscope. Yeah yeah, I know; but it’s directly below the crossword puzzle!

Aquarius: “Go ahead and indulge your senses. Plump up some soft, velvet pillows and top the hot chocolate with gobs of whipped cream. Warm, passionate pairings are possible under these luscious stars.”

Scorpio: “You possess that certain something. It is a night to break out warm message oil and silk sheets. Capture a special someone’s heart with a big show of passion and let the good times roll.”