ASSMAN

I think I was somewhere near the end of the line when I was handed my digestive parts. I’ve been broken all my life and have learned to live with it. Oh, I’ve been tested, examined, poked, and prodded until the cows come home. I’ve even had surgeries, but I still have ‘problems’ in that department. I’m sure I’m in the 95th percentile or greater when it comes to time spent in the bathroom. As a result, choice of TP is key.

For the past year or so, I’ve been using Angel Soft. True, it’s nice and soft, but after about four rounds, the roll’s done. So I tried Kleenex’s Cottonelle. I didn’t like it; it didn’t have a good feel. I read on her blog that JuRiScHiCk uses Scott. She swears by it. True, those rolls last forever, but it’s like friggin’ sandpaper. Definitely out. So where’s the happy medium? Softness plus lasting? I went shopping recently and discovered that Scott now has a new Extra Soft version.




I decided to give it a trial run. Guess what? I liked it. Soft enough yet long lasting. I’m a convert. Thanks JC for the Scott tip. This could end up being a life-changing event for me.