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Chasing The American Dream

April 06, 2005


Posted by Hello

Posted by Hello

Posted by Hello

Posted by Hello Photos courtesy of David Lethem

It’s times like these when I wish I owned a digital camera. For the last few days, this huge Ford F-250 Super Duty pick-up truck has been partially blocking the parking garage. Each day the owner gets one more little love letter or post-it slapped on the windshield. This is my favorite thus far:

Did the “intelligent bus” pass you by when you parked this damn piece of crap! You’re either going to get a lot more notes like this, or someone’s going to hit your front end.
Thanks. Have a nice day!


  • watchu talkin' bout willis? it doesn't look like it's blocking anything. lots of room all around it.

    hey, seriously...take a feckin' sledgehammer to the mothaf*&ka. Get all your frustrations out. Wear a wig when you do it so people can't report you. And while you're at it...go rob Wachovia.

    By Blogger Bubbles, Ink., at 1:03 PM, April 06, 2005  

  • Hopefully after April 22, I can legitimately advise you AGAINST all of the suggestions just put forth by robotnik.

    By Blogger JuRiScHiCk, at 2:44 PM, April 06, 2005  

  • Call a tow truck.

    By Blogger M, at 3:25 PM, April 06, 2005  

  • robotnik...I'm pissin' myself. That is exactly what I thought... there is tons of room. PT, you back in the desert of AZ? ;)

    This is classic. Funny post!

    By Blogger Amanda, at 6:44 PM, April 06, 2005  

  • Juris, yea yea...we'll wait until you pass the Bar. Until then, PT's fair game for my suggestions.

    By Blogger Bubbles, Ink., at 7:44 PM, April 06, 2005  

  • Sugar in the gas tank usually does the trick. Or for that matter, try Beverly Hills Cop and put a banana in the tailpipe.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:46 PM, April 06, 2005  

  • I say buy some silly string and a big inflatable penis to strap on to the front.

    By Blogger girl from florida, at 11:17 PM, April 06, 2005  

  • Okay, the note could have been written by me, which is a scary thing to think about.

    I used to have boyfriend vendettas to settle in one phase of my life, and these voices in my head would say, "Cut the valve stem baby... The valve stem!!

    Works every time.

    NOT that I'm making a suggestion or anything because that would be SO wrong!


    By Blogger Mari, at 1:00 AM, April 07, 2005  

  • Maybe you should write on a post-it note: There's no need for a public statement of over-compensation. We're all aware that people with Huge Cars have small penis'. Statement noted, please move your vehicle.

    Humiliation tactics work a treat.

    By Blogger Sarah, at 8:34 AM, April 07, 2005  

  • Sarah, agree. Except he should write: PENISES. Because the way you've written it is the possessive (as in: his penis' corona was deformed). And then he'd look like a bigger edjit. I know I took a vow not to get all Strunk & White on your narrow arses, but if you're going to write a nasty note attacking one's manhood, you ought to be able to spell right.

    By Blogger Bubbles, Ink., at 8:43 AM, April 07, 2005  

  • Towing it sounds like the best advice....if you really can do it. But I say key the car.

    By Blogger catsteevens, at 5:23 PM, April 07, 2005  

  • Smear dogshit on the handles. He'll park a block away next time.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:55 PM, April 07, 2005  

  • Robotnik, apologies. I shall be sure to make a mental note of the difference between possessive penis' and plural penises ;)

    PT: You should post the pic on an auto-car website, you should get plenty of people coming to want to take it away then :)

    By Blogger Sarah, at 6:42 AM, April 08, 2005  

  • Anyone need a nice truck?

    By Blogger Plantation, at 10:51 PM, April 08, 2005  

  • The condo board where i used to live would put these orange EVIDENCE stickers (or something like that) on cars parked in the wrong place/ blocking a frire lane/etc.... They are tough as hell to get off ont he window of teh car. One was usually enough for that person to never make the same mistake tiwce.

    By Blogger Lyss, at 8:39 PM, April 10, 2005  

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